I want my money back

It's funny... when I was a kid, I thought grown-ups never worried about anything. I trusted my parents to take care of everything, and it never occurred to me that they might not know how. I figured that once you grew up, you automatically knew what to do in any given scenario. I don't think I'd have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I'd known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.

Calvin's Dad in Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

300

My movie review on 300:

(As expressed by someone infinitely wiser than I)

"...It's a movie about mostly-naked men kicking absurd amounts of ass.

Either gender can enjoy it - chicks who don't like violence get eye-candy, gay dudes who don't like violence get eye-candy, chicks and gay dudes who do like violence get violence and eye-candy, and straight dudes get absurd amounts of violence.

Seriously.

EDIT: Gay ladies who don't like violence will really probably only enjoy one scene, though."

I think chicks and gay dudes who like violence are the one who get THE MOST out of this movie. I suppose that is why I love this movie so, so, so much.

Fortune Cookies

Don't be afraid to take a chance when the opportunity of a lifetime appears.
Lucky Numbers: 7, 29, 34, 44, 17, 2

He who expects no gratitude shall never be disappointed.
Lucky Numbers: 20, 11, 28, 47, 38, 4

Love is a warm fire to keep the soul warm.
Lucky Numbers: 24, 33, 47, 9, 10, 21

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 25, 33, 37, 40, 8

Your home is a pleasant place from which you draw happiness.
Lucky Numbers: 46, 12, 14, 16, 33, 15

Quotes

"If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with."
~ Michael Jackson

"God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met."
~ Farrah Fawcett